portfolio · v4.2

i escaped vim.

:wq ! - 2019(i didn't, i'm still trapped. help!!!)
// bio.txt01

solo dev.
terminal gremlin.
cat approved.

freelance web developer available for hire - i cook indie tools, ship janky prototypes, and write blogs that read like commit messages. currently building at the intersection of web, cli, and whatever keeps me up at 3am.

zsh - /Users/iev02
~
// stats.txt03
47
repos
910
stars
bugs
// Quote.md04

"ship it ugly.
ship it fast.
ship it now."

- me, at 3am, wrong
// Easters.txt05

there's a cat peeking from the corner of your screen.
hover it. tap it. pet it.

$ ./cat --interactive
// stack.json06
astroreacttypescriptrustgoneovimtailwindpostgresredis
// Now.txt07
  • building yap.sh v2
  • reading: "MeinKraft" (I like createMod but can't run it)
  • avoiding: emails
  • pets: 2 cats (one of which is a fugitive, literally!!)
SOLO DEV FOR HIREESCAPED VIM 3 YRS AGORAW HTML > BLOATI LIKE CATS BTW:wq AND SHIPNO FRAMEWORKS WERE HARMEDTOUCHES GRASS (OCCASIONALLY)NEO-BRUTALISM OR BUSTSOLO DEV FOR HIREESCAPED VIM 3 YRS AGORAW HTML > BLOATI LIKE CATS BTW:wq AND SHIPNO FRAMEWORKS WERE HARMEDTOUCHES GRASS (OCCASIONALLY)NEO-BRUTALISM OR BUST

// 03 - interactive

Playground

$ smash the floating terminal nodes to farm karma. your score streams into the vim statusline at the bottom. bonus: there's a pixel cat lurking around here somewhere 👀

0/8
05 // holler

say hi
or don't

i answer emails in 1-14 business days depending on caffeine levels. dm me on the bird site formerly known as twitter, or just yell into a git issue - i'll find it.

// system.log
[ok] caffeinated
[ok] cat fed
[..] emails pending: 47
[!!] sleep: not found
[ok] vibes: immaculate
~ uptime: since 2019
© 2026 iEscapedVim · handcrafted in neovim · 0 rounded-corners · 0 cookies, and one cat
~/ echo "I like cats btw"
N~/iescapedvim/index.tsxKARMA:0